I'd like to report on our "quote of the week" last week that I was hoping might miraculously mend some bad habits around here:
Report: It didn't work...at all. Darn it!
Hmmmm. Maybe I need to get more dramatic.
Maybe next week it'll read, "your mother charges $1 per dirty sock she has to pick up."
It'll be my get-rich-quick scheme.
Or even better: "Every dirty sock left out equals four heaping helpings of green veggies."
Yeah, that'll get 'em.